The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.
Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."
by King CJK December 12, 2010
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