After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

stashed ensign by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010

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Sloshed

To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.

You were sloshed at the party, you drank a whole bottle of Jack.

Sloshed by Jarred's Sandy Vagina June 25, 2006

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smish smoshed

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

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Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008

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