Stoshed 

Drunk beyond all previous imagination; drunk to a new level in human history.

Pronounced "STOSS - sht"

"Eva, you were fucking STOSHED last night. What'd you do, rob an Absolut truck?"

Stoshed by HWHNN August 26, 2009

Sloshed 

When a person is extremely drunk.

"Lori was totally sloshed last night. She's still asleep..."

Sloshed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night

Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed

sloshed and kaboshed by kaboshed January 16, 2020

sloshed 

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in the toilet.

I got so fucking sloshed last night!

sloshed by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

stashed ensign 

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

stashed ensign by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010

Sloshed 

To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.

You were sloshed at the party, you drank a whole bottle of Jack.

Sloshed by Jarred's Sandy Vagina June 25, 2006

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008