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Storytime 

When a woman, sentimental to your long term feelings or not, decides to tell you a story after sex. Your reaction to this behavior is usually melancholy, followed by the call for a cab.
"I was having a great one nighter with this chick. We banged, had a nice aftermath, then she resumed to talk about her day. Storytime was at hand. I was okay with that, being a considerate fellow that I am. Then she started talking about her memoirs as a geisha in Japan a few years back, so I called a cab."
Storytime by benevolentdictator October 11, 2011

storytime 

the act of reading a children's book to your partner while having sex.
Girl: "Are you ready for storytime baby?"
Guy: "Yeah!"
Girl: "Once upon a time.."
Guy: "thats sexy. i just came."
storytime by heather e January 13, 2009

Storytime Animators

YouTube animators that are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Do you like Storytime Animators?

Person 2: Why would I? They are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Damn... I've never notice that
Person 2: It's like The Simpsons. They used to be good, but now are stale and not funny

Storytime with Ella 

On October 30th Ellas Spanish teach has to let her do storytime with Ella .
Hey Ella are you going to do storytime with Ella today
Yes our Spanish teacher has to say yes

Crop? And Storytime? 

The most mid person ever, Crop? And Storytime? Is annoying tiktok copypasta that almost everyone hates.

“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted

“Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.
Person:“Crop? And Storytime?”
Tiktoker: “please go away”
Crop? And Storytime? by Obhioan April 14, 2022

Storytiming 

derived from the genre of Youtube videos, "Storytimes". in which someone talks about their life experiences and often exaggerates many details or just completely makes the whole thing up

Storytiming is to exaggerate or dramatize a story or situation to the point where it's not remotely close to the original.
person 1:yesterday I went to the grocery store and they were selling children

person 2:boi you've got to be storytiming right now
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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