StormTide

An excellent programmer =P

Dont you wish you were StormTide.

by StormTide February 10, 2003

Stormie

a ingenious poet/singer/song writer who loves everyone. independent but cautious, she tries her best to be open, and doesnt have any enemies. no one would DARE try hurting her. she is one TOUGH BITCH.she has beautiful multicolored eyes. tries her best to hide all her pain, and loves attention, but is scared of leaving corners and getting hurt.
Stormies are shy and Gorgeous but never believe it.
they are always looking down on themselves but its never for attention. they dont lie for laughs and will never dissapoint. If you EVER find a Stormie, then consider yourself lucky, because you have found yourself a GREAT friend.

boy 1: dude that chick is one hellufa beauty
boy 2: WTF man! RESPECT shes a stormie!
boy 1: sorry, but MAN she fine
boy 2: DIBS

by babygirlmimi December 6, 2010

Stormtip

When static electricity from friction causes the Penis to shock the clitoris.

Get ready for the Penis of Zeus himself, I'm about to Stormtip the shit out of you.

by Tijuana! May 6, 2009

stormkid

used to describe an ignoranus, noob, asshole, or retard.

an infamous trade troll on World of Warcraft's Aman'thul-US server known for his ninjaing and douchebaggery.

used to describe ninja looting

ffs, our read leader is such a stormkid

omg, that asshole warlock just stormkidded the t10 token. oh noes!

by JJ Beaver February 23, 2010

Stormie

She is someone who is all around amazing so sweet, kind, honest, and loveable...nothing is better then a stormie she may make mistakes and not be right all the time, or be incredibly stubborn but noone is perfect..but in my eyes and mine only she is perfect and i love her so much

I love you stormie

by Stormies hubby June 11, 2018

stormie

a very smart person that has the potential to be successful in almost everything. Whenever things are really hard they know always how to handle the moments all the time. And not to forget the most important thing she is always smiling.

someday you are going to become a stormie!!

by cdaddy22 December 31, 2014

Storytime with Sleazy T

This is what you do when a middle school has indoor recess. First, you form a circle ranging from 6-13 people. Then, you get somone's iTouch/iPhone with a Jersey Shore Nickname Generator and give the people in the VERY first storytime nicknames this way. Also give all of them a prostitute name (I.e. Drip Drip or the Sack). Once everyone has a nickname, then you all elect the funniest, awesomest, and greatest member the honorary title of "Sleazy T" ( named after the founder of the idea of Storytime, Guapo Banuelos, and this was his nickname). Now, the Sleazy T of the group (preferably a racial mixbreed. I.e. A blexican, blaxican, a wasian, a blasian, etc.) must start each indoor recess with a funny story joke or plain story of funniness. Then, he is free to either, 1). Tell more stories, 2). Play Truth or Dare, 3). Purely play dumb games, or 4). Have Rap Battles or Roast a member. Now, this is strictly a fun expirience to have. Don't get upset or anything if your not Sleazy T. But, if you are Sleazy T, remember to always tell your jokes in moderation, because (trust me, I frigging invented this) you never want to run out of jokes. And remember, this is simply something to do to make the best of indoor recess. And, don't go off stealing my idea, or copying my idea then just tweaking it a little, cause that's not cool ata all. That's just trifelent. And as the original Sleazy T, Imma get Sandstorm with me and we'll come for to babies!!!

Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having Storytime With Sleazy T today???!!!???
Andrew: Please Sleazy?

Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming?
Seth and Madeline: Sure.
Spencer: All right, can you tell us the eel joke again?
Guapo: Sure.
* 20 minutes later*
*r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!!
Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!!
Group in unison: That Blexican sure is a great Sleazy!!!

by The original Sleazy T April 3, 2011