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Stormageddon 

The dark lord of all. Known as "Alfie" by mortals.
Demons run when Stormageddon smiles.
Stormageddon by Rebochan October 10, 2011
A idiot from the Neo Nazi website Stormfront.org. Known for believing outdated stereotypes, treating everything they don't agree with them to being part of a conspiracy theory, accusing everyone that isn't of the same view of being part of the JIDF, ect.

Stormon's are often known for being Attention Whores and seeking attention outside their cesspool of a website
When encountering a Stormon make sure to always have a sense of humor as it is easy to troll them.
Stormon by Libertatis September 29, 2010
A word for useless and money hungry politician's
I went to stormont, it was closed
stormont by Aga5340 December 17, 2020

stormguard 

n.
A mask for one who doesn't like getting ejaculated on in the face by their lover during intercourse.
I'm glad I bought a stormguard, because Joey can blast a mighty load. I didn't get hit at all!

Stormgasm 

when a storm chaser sees their first tornado or other large scale extreme weather system close up they make an animal-like screeching/whooping sound.
Storm chaser #1 sees tornado coming at him: "holy crap! WHOOOOOO OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME!!!"

Storm chaser #2: "stop having a stormgasm!"
Stormgasm by nickweber November 3, 2010
An overweight fucktard on IRC that constantly whinging or ranting. Known for chucking sooks and for lolita fetishes.
Stop being a stormo.
stormo by Carl_Macek September 2, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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