stormguard 

n.
A mask for one who doesn't like getting ejaculated on in the face by their lover during intercourse.

I'm glad I bought a stormguard, because Joey can blast a mighty load. I didn't get hit at all!

stormguard by Definer of Reality June 5, 2017

Stromgarden 

One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.

Similar to wolf tickets.

Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.

Stromgarden by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

Spermguard

A plastic cover over keyboards, rarely seen these days but frequently used in the past. Ostensibly used to prevent the keyboard's inner workings from exposure to dust or liquids, their primary use was to make sure the keys didn't get clogged with ejaculate.

I'm glad that I had a chance to take the spermguard off of the keyboard before they used the blacklight on my office, or otherwise I'd be fired for waxing the knob when I should have been filing TPS reports.

Spermguard by Philly Dan September 25, 2009

Stormwarden 

Someone who has a nasty fate.

Hello, Ms. Stormwarden, I am here to deliver you into hell, thankyou!

Stormwarden by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

Oliver Storgaard 

Oliver Storgaard is a strong and beautiful man, he can lift the world and steal your girl. A real Oliver Storgaard is taller than 6’1.

Omg is that a rocket? Is it a plane?

No it’s just Oliver Storgaard

Oliver Storgaard by TheVillianDingDong November 22, 2021