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A mask for one who doesn't like getting ejaculated on in the face by their lover during intercourse.
I'm glad I bought a stormguard, because Joey can blast a mighty load. I didn't get hit at all!
by Definer of Reality June 05, 2017
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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