Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

by superwolf December 28, 2020

pork and stork

To have sexual relations with a women and leave her fertilized to be visited 9 months later by a stork.

Yo bro I pork and stork dem thots. Gotta run from that child support tho.

by Tired Stork October 22, 2018

Pork Store

A location usually a bar where slampigs frequent.

Josh was in the mood for a slampig, so he decided to go down to the local Pork Store.

by john the john March 3, 2008

Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.

Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.

by El Barnito June 30, 2023

Pork on a spork

A policeman on a bicycle.

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."

by Mondeblue February 23, 2013

sporkporker

person stimulating ones self with "spoonfork", most females that dont know of me would recline to use such an object for satisfation.

"wadda sporkporker"
"man, that bitch wishes she wasnt a sporkporker"

by DigiStan August 28, 2003