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Stoop’d 

Falling for a girl with an unoriginal name such as (Gracie) and allowing them to manipulate you and take you away from close friends and family. The type of girl that twerks at the gym and “complains” about guys looking at her while she’s making a scene, flirts with her boyfriends best friends, and isolates him from all outside support. Stoop’d
Guy one: dude she’s totally playing peek a boo with your friends frontside horn!
Victim: No man she’s right for me besides she told me you’re satan and I believe anything she says. Ever.
Friends: it’s too late he’s totally Stoop’d
Stoop’d by Slim_Rick February 21, 2022

Stoop Daddy 

After teenage kids have unprotected sex on your stoop, you are the father - by law.
After the carnival Maya become the proud stoop daddy of over 14 hundred children.
Stoop Daddy by ToblyMcSmith July 7, 2011

stoopu doopu 

look at that dirty stoopu doopu

stoop & droop 

An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...
(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.

(b) dude, you gota go?

(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!
stoop & droop by Da B@T February 8, 2009

stoopu doopu 

look at that stoopu doopu