stoynker 

a slapper

" . . . .she's only an' old stoynker" !

stoynker by Carol September 24, 2003

Stonker 

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Stoinker 

A stoinker is a large turd that's a bit stinky

I've just dumped a serious stoinker, I'd give the bathroom 10 minutes if I were you

Stoinker by drooper June 19, 2018

Stonker 

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

Stonker by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

stonker 

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

stonker by Dan Fox July 18, 2003

stoinker fridays 

Group of males accending to the town of Appin for some T.O spec “Stoinkers” on a Friday - “Stoinker Fridays”

It’s Friday, let’s head to Trents for a Stoinker - “Stoinker Fridays”

stoinker fridays by The Frenchman October 29, 2020

Stoonker

Pig ugly Person

You love are a stoonker- did you see her last night she's a proper stoonker

Stoonker by VikSteve November 5, 2014