Stooling Stool 

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty

$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!

Stooling Stool by Ibuddy66 June 12, 2018

Stooling Stool 

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

Stooling Stool by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

Stooling 

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

Stooling by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Stooling 

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

Stooling by D-Funk 777 January 3, 2012

Stooling 

To defecate on an automobile

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job

Stooling by TheNobz December 9, 2017

stooling 

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.

I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?

stooling by TheDirtyDoctor June 14, 2011

stooling 

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.

The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert

stooling by Al and Si March 7, 2003