Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

by D-Funk 777 January 03, 2012

Stooling

To defecate on an automobile

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job

by TheNobz December 09, 2017

stool

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

by razman March 21, 2004

stool

Defication from the anus of a person or creature.

After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.

by xaltien August 11, 2003

Stool

A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face

Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.

by StoolHater38 December 17, 2016

stool

A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.

Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!

by whitehairedman December 11, 2009