Midwestern term for psychedelic mushrooms, derived from the word toadstool. A term used only by experienced "shroomers" when trying to locate some magic. The stooleys are used for personal enlightenment, feelings of HD vision and color enhancement are common while enjoying the best 6 hours of your life.
by Matt Awtum December 7, 2006
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2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)
3. A pedophile to hang downrange
2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)
3. A pedophile to hang downrange
1. “It’s wild that the others found out the stooley was also a pedo; they shanked him into an unrecognizable state.
2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”
3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”
2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”
3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”
by Johnathan Weste December 3, 2025
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