stoneristic 

some one who is acting retarded or slow

dude your totally being stoneristic

stoneristic by stevenn uribes March 11, 2009

Stoneristic 

Wisdom from the begining of time guiding the masses with universal knowledge.

That's stoneristic wisdom.

Stoneristic by Bro Camarena June 7, 2018

stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

stonerstition by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

stonerific 

terrific in a stoner way.

smoking 10 blunts is fucking stonerific man.

stonerific by lisalove September 25, 2008

stonerific 

(adj.)being a terrific person who also happens to smoke marijuana.
(adj.)something that is euphoric and quite terrific.

She's pretty stonerific.
That art show was stonerific.

stonerific by Tochtli Yohuac March 10, 2009

stoneriffic 

Something that would be awesome to experience while stoned or tripping.

Dude!!! Have you seen "The Yellow Submarine"? That shit was stoneriffic!

stoneriffic by Gregory Adam Francis Ryan October 27, 2008

stonerstition 

Portmanteau of the words "stoner" and "superstition". A rumor about something that concerns drug use or drug law that isn't true.

Dave: "Hey Ralph, did you know that you can smoke pot in front of the police in Russia?"
Ralph: "Dude, that's not true. That's just a stonerstition."
Ralph: "Did you hear about this IV injectable form of hash oil being developed?"
Dave: "Now YOU'RE the one being stonerstitious!"

stonerstition by Squeecme May 13, 2011