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Stoneface 

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.
When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.
Stoneface by Stonefaced September 22, 2009
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stoneface 

n.,
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
Dennis is the reigning stoneface champion of milton.
stoneface by DoubleD February 28, 2005

Stoneface 

When a man lathers his dick with chunky peanut butter in the hope that a dog will lick it off
Mark started to stoneface when no one was looking.
Stoneface by Herr Mark February 19, 2010

stuntface 

stuntface is a british punkrock band, started in 1999.
stuntface is a loud fast brash and devilishley rocking skatepunk band.
stuntface by wayne stuntface April 22, 2006

STOCKFACE SYNDROME

When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.
"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."
STOCKFACE SYNDROME by Whas August 26, 2017

stone face 

When a group of guys sit around a table with a tablecloth so they can't see underneath. Some skank proceeds to blow one of the guys and the guys all have to guess who is getting blown by the look on their face.
"dude after we played poker we got this skank to play stone face and it was awesome
stone face by William B July 10, 2006

strokefaced 

Someone, while drinking alcohol, has a delayed reaction to speaking and has the facial expression of someone who has suffered from a stroke.
Jimmy consumed so much alcohol that when he attempted to speak, he became strokefaced.
strokefaced by Drew32 September 17, 2007