When a group of guys sit around a table with a tablecloth so they can't see underneath. Some skank proceeds to blow one of the guys and the guys all have to guess who is getting blown by the look on their face.
"dude after we played poker we got this skank to play stone face and it was awesome
by William B July 9, 2006
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A chick with a hot body but an ugly face.
Man that chick looked good until she turned around. She was a total stone face. A true double bagger.
by G_macon August 8, 2007
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A facial expression that is used in conjunction with complete silence to express discontent or disappointment with a person or a statement made. Often a pointing motion directed toward the face with the index finger is used.
I tried to tell Michael my new joke, but he gave me a Stone Face!
by Dough Snatcher February 24, 2009
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A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.
Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk

Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!

Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.
by chindelly April 8, 2010
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the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking
see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.
by im not kangaroo December 21, 2010
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Someone who looks like they are serious but they have nothing in their head, and are in fact a blank state. They look like they know something but don't.
Would you prefer me to a be a happy go lucky person, or a stone-faced gossamer staring blankly into the abyss.
by thepasc May 18, 2019
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A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

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After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage
by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021
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