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stonegate 

Section of Reston Virginia. Best place to hoop for pick-up or summer leagues in the D.C area besides berry farms.
"where yall tryin to play at?"
"how about chantilly or notaway in vienna"
"man hell no thats some chump ass soft shit. lets hoop at stonegate with them ill reston cats"
stonegate by google187 June 27, 2008
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Stonegate 

the apartments across the street from San Juan High through the back way. Where you can spend some of the best times of your life. Stonegate Apartments are known for the excessive parties go-ers that can get you anything you ask for except Thizz, but I digress.

If you spend at least 98% of your time there, your under warranty for a 4:1 good time ratio.
B: Mariah, where are you going?
M: I have to meet Katie at El Pollo Loco
B: Well, come to Stonegate afterwards, I've got a $20.
M: Oh hell yeah
Stonegate by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

Stonegate: From 90 to 91 

An independant film released in 2001. There were manyt sayings and lines in the movie that have been repeated, but most people don't know where they came from.
"Whoa, trigger. back the truck up"

"Would you like to see my fish tank?"

"Hoser, let's have a trazadone war.

Swinegate 

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.
After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.
Swinegate by hightidetech October 23, 2009
n. Girl form of stoner.
see, stoner

n. A girl that smokes a lot of weed.
"Oh, did you see her blazed out of her skull yesterday? She's such a stonette."
stonette by uuihyoiu November 6, 2009

Stoneface 

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.
When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.
Stoneface by Stonefaced September 22, 2009

stoneface 

n.,
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
Dennis is the reigning stoneface champion of milton.
stoneface by DoubleD February 28, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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