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stonegate 

Section of Reston Virginia. Best place to hoop for pick-up or summer leagues in the D.C area besides berry farms.
"where yall tryin to play at?"
"how about chantilly or notaway in vienna"
"man hell no thats some chump ass soft shit. lets hoop at stonegate with them ill reston cats"
stonegate by google187 June 27, 2008
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Stonegate 

the apartments across the street from San Juan High through the back way. Where you can spend some of the best times of your life. Stonegate Apartments are known for the excessive parties go-ers that can get you anything you ask for except Thizz, but I digress.

If you spend at least 98% of your time there, your under warranty for a 4:1 good time ratio.
B: Mariah, where are you going?
M: I have to meet Katie at El Pollo Loco
B: Well, come to Stonegate afterwards, I've got a $20.
M: Oh hell yeah
Stonegate by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

Stonegate: From 90 to 91 

An independant film released in 2001. There were manyt sayings and lines in the movie that have been repeated, but most people don't know where they came from.
"Whoa, trigger. back the truck up"

"Would you like to see my fish tank?"

"Hoser, let's have a trazadone war.

Swinegate 

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.
After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.
Swinegate by hightidetech October 23, 2009
n. Girl form of stoner.
see, stoner

n. A girl that smokes a lot of weed.
"Oh, did you see her blazed out of her skull yesterday? She's such a stonette."
stonette by uuihyoiu November 6, 2009

Stoneface 

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.
When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.
Stoneface by Stonefaced September 22, 2009

stoneface 

n.,
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
Dennis is the reigning stoneface champion of milton.
stoneface by DoubleD February 28, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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