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strokefaced
Someone, while drinking alcohol, has a delayed reaction to speaking and has the facial expression of someone who has suffered from a stroke.
strokefaced by Drew32 September 17, 2007
Stoneface
Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.
When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.
Stoneface by Stonefaced September 22, 2009
Strokefaced
Strokeface occurs when binge drinking and achieving a drunken status into well past the level of blackout.
Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.
Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.
Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.
Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.
From playing 26 games of beerpong in 3 hours, I strokefaced onto the beer pong table, knocking everything over.
My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!
Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.
Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.
My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!
Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.
Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.
Strokefaced by stroke face killa October 26, 2008
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