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Stomp Job 

Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.

Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.

Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.

Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
"I fucking hate stomp jobs. Ashton can go to hell."
Stomp Job by philadave69 May 17, 2009
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comatose curb stomp blow job kick 

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible
"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."
Stoma job by Spoogwave May 12, 2014

stump job 

A handjob from a person with no fingers.
Example 1: "What a wicked stump job from that amputee!"

Example 2: "What a weak stump job from that amputee! Not satisfied."
stump job by real SMC July 21, 2006
The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible
"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."
Stoma job by Spoogwave May 12, 2014

Stome Job 

Penetrating deeply into the throat can be difficult during oral sex, but not when she has a Stoma. A Stome Job is a phlegmy blow job given through a hole in the throat "Stoma".
"Dude I was chilling at the Tobacco help clinic and remember that scary looking old bitch, she gave me a Stome Job in the back of the van!"
"I was gettin some Stome the other day and that's the first time my 2 inch dick has ever bottomed out."
Stome Job by slapNtickle July 23, 2018
When an amputee uses the end of their amputated leg or arm to preform anal sex.
I got the best stump job with that hot amputee from the bar last night.
Stump Job by Taytayl February 5, 2026
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