Stoffie

Nickname
To ur crush, so u can only use it on your crush

Girl: hey stoffie
Boy: stoffie?

Freind:she has a crush on you my boy

by Camrynnnnnyesmjjjj April 16, 2021

Steffie

A Steffie is a down-to-earth girl with an exquisite, exotic taste. They usually do or don't like someone, no gray in between the black and white, but those they like are the lucky ones. Steffies are passionately talented and will not go for mediocre results.

Have you seen the exotic dress on that girl?

Awesome right? She's Steffie.

by someone caring January 20, 2014

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020

staffie juice

A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.

Person 1: Where were you last night?
Person 2: Brewing staffie juice, check your program.

by berinda55 March 8, 2012

Cape cod stuffie

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.

Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster

by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017

Stiffie

When A males penis is enlarged to due a sexual arose also known as a boner!

Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!

by SlopNChop January 22, 2017

Stuffie™

When you fart inside a Snuggie™ and becomes trapped for later until you stand up. Similar to the Dutch Oven™

I was all warm and cozy last night while I was eating chili in my Snuggie, but I ended up with a Stuffie™ by the end of the night.

by gravymonkey December 31, 2009