Stobering 

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

Stobering by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.

We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!

Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."

storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

Storing 

Refers to the retention of substances in the anal and/or vaginal passages.

Although the term is sometimes used in relation to concealing illegal substances or objects from the law, the canonical usage of 'storing' is limited to fluids produced during intercourse.

Recently among the Millennial generation the term has taken to refer to the difficulty of felching an individual due to retention of felch away from the vaginal or anal opening.

Someone get me a straw, this bitch is storing.

Storing by Just(In Credible) April 12, 2015

SobOring 

SobOring when someone stops drinking and they suddenly are sober and boring....

Samantha stopped drinking and became sobOring.....

SobOring by LizzyGlo April 27, 2020

Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

Steering Wheel Holder by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

Storing A Charge

A term created by NorthernLion in episode 339 of his The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth series. 'To hold in your poop because you're too embarrassed to poop in public.'

'Hey Ryan why'd you look so down?'
'I'm storing a charge right now, pretend I look happy'

Storing A Charge by Cocolover96 March 1, 2015