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An annual cross stitch event where stitchers stitch a mystery pattern in seemingly random weekly segments, created by the operators of Steotch.
Laura: Who is doing this year's Steotchalong?
Kerstin: I am!
by BlackKaliJa August 19, 2019

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Someone who cross stitches.
Mary: What is your favorite hobby?
Amanda: I am a stitcher, I like to cross stitch.
by BlackKaliJa August 19, 2019

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A term of endearment in the snarky cross stitch community used by the operators of Steotch to address the many stitchers of their annual Steotchalong.
Em: Get ready, motherbitches. It's going to get wild.
Motherbitches: *Cheering*
by BlackKaliJa August 19, 2019

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