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gentleman's stitch 

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?
When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.

Stitch Syndrome 

The feeling of being completely swallowed by love and adortion for another person, but due to distance from them, the feeling creates a numbing heartache and aching longing.
Dawg, this Lilo girl gave me stitch syndrome last night, i never felt so alone and in love.
Stitch Syndrome by sleepyred March 28, 2022

Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.
Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."
Sitch's Law by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022

Devil's Switch 

The evil psychopathic person (Gang Stalk Rat) who enrolls someone into being gang stalked for many years, turns on the Devil's Switch.
"I am able to ruin you socially. Remember I had
another achievement"
"You have turned on the Devil's Switch"
"We could be under close surveillance. If they are
Professionals you cannot hide."
Devil's Switch by MRGs August 2, 2006

Schreiber's Switch 

Initially delivering to a woman with 2 in the pinky and 1 in the stinky, and at appropriate moment, "switch" to 1 in the pinky and 2 in the stinky.
Right before her "arrival" I schreiber's switched on her, and then she came
Schreiber's Switch by michu18 December 28, 2010

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.
man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.