The act of pushing the man's balls between his legs and bending over, allowing the other man or woman to suck on the man's balls while sticking their nose up their ass.
Ben is so fucking gay. I heard in jail he gave some guy a stinkbag, and his nose is stained brown...
Where the man tucks his shit between his legs, giving himself The Goat, and the woman gets on her knees, shoves her nose up his ass, and sucks on his balls.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.