skinkbag 

Someone who can't do ANYTHING right, even when it is sooo clear and obvious.

Your in math class and you keep getting 5 times 5 wrong and you keep saying wrong answers and your holding up the class for lunch because your being a skinkbag by not doing an obvious and easy task.

skinkbag by James / Dante June 16, 2008

skankbag 

Worse than a regular skank, a skankbag is a skank who has offended you personally with their skankyness.

That skankbag just hit me with the ball! I'll fuck her up!

skankbag by Your bald headed granny October 4, 2004

skankbagel 

A derisive term used to denote any kind of promiscuous, licentious, or philandering person. Historically, the word originated in reference to jewish females (hence the bagel stereotype), but the definition eventually expanded to include all people with slutty/skanky characteristics. The term is geographically associated with California's South Bay and is most frequently used among young diplomatic highschoolers participating in Model United Nations, gaining much notoriety as a term of endearment.

"Dude, did you hear about the time that skankbagel made out with another delegate during committee?"
"She was acting totally bagel when she kissed that random street performer."

skankbagel by sec gen April 13, 2008

skunkbag 

Someone has done something that is aggravating or annoying.

(John knocks over Sam's drink)
Sam: John what the hell is your problem! You're such a skunkbag!

skunkbag by Emleh September 30, 2009

skankbag 

An derogatory reference to overpriced, designer hand bags, especially those made by Louis Vuitton and worn by Paris Hilton.

She's not nearly as sleazy as her skankbag would suggest.

skankbag by skankbagger March 28, 2011

skankbag 

a rediculously overpriced handbag (usually of the louis vuitton variety) bought solely because clueless whores will by anything the fashion industry says is in style and worn by an 'in-fashion' girl to demonstrate to all that she is indeed a whore/skank.

see also “Louis Vuitton Whores”

Derek: look at that louis vuitton whore with her skankbag

Dave: yeah, i'll bet a fiver that more than 78% of the items in there are vaginal wipes, condoms and cocaine related paraphernalia.

Derek: deal, u forgot the skanky face paint to hide her Skeletor like face - thats gotta be at least 36% of it.

Dave: ok, i'll go tip her over and we'll see.

skankbag by roamingandy March 30, 2011

skunkbag 

Female version of a scumbag. girl who has many sexual encounters and never calls. sleeps around.

dude that chick is such a skunkbag

skunkbag by NaomiVicious August 27, 2007