Stink and Stank

Bella and honey the dogs.

Bella and honey enter the room
Chris: hi stink and stank!

by StinkandStankLuvr December 22, 2022

Yank and Stank

The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.

I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with one stone I pulled a Yank and Stank.

by crn-dog September 12, 2005

Rank and Stank

Taking part in a competitive type game mode with absolute no chance at reaping any positive outlooks.

Friend 1: Hey bro! Wanna play some ranked Overwatch?
Friend 2: Nah dude I know it's gonna be another session of Rank and Stank with all these pocketed Bastions.

by FrostWizMQ February 24, 2021

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

by jpatty! November 14, 2019

Stank and wank

The act of jacking off while taking a shit

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank

by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.

Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.

by Hypothesex January 4, 2020

crank and stank

when a guy fingers his asshole while pleasuring hsi almond shaped g spot in his ass and jerking off at the same time

wow today was so great i was streaming cum and cuming gallons cause i was crank and stanking

by anal man December 6, 2004