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Yank and Stank 

The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.
I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with one stone I pulled a Yank and Stank.
Yank and Stank by crn-dog September 12, 2005

Rank and Stank 

Taking part in a competitive type game mode with absolute no chance at reaping any positive outlooks.
Friend 1: Hey bro! Wanna play some ranked Overwatch?
Friend 2: Nah dude I know it's gonna be another session of Rank and Stank with all these pocketed Bastions.
Rank and Stank by FrostWizMQ February 24, 2021

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet
Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!
stank and crank by jpatty! November 14, 2019

Stank and wank 

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank
Stank and wank by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.
Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.
Stank and bake by Hypothesex January 4, 2020

crank and stank 

when a guy fingers his asshole while pleasuring hsi almond shaped g spot in his ass and jerking off at the same time
wow today was so great i was streaming cum and cuming gallons cause i was crank and stanking
crank and stank by anal man December 6, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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