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Yank and Stank 

The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.
I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with one stone I pulled a Yank and Stank.
Yank and Stank by crn-dog September 12, 2005

Rank and Stank 

Taking part in a competitive type game mode with absolute no chance at reaping any positive outlooks.
Friend 1: Hey bro! Wanna play some ranked Overwatch?
Friend 2: Nah dude I know it's gonna be another session of Rank and Stank with all these pocketed Bastions.
Rank and Stank by FrostWizMQ February 24, 2021

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet
Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!
stank and crank by jpatty! November 14, 2019

Stank and wank 

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank
Stank and wank by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.
Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.
Stank and bake by Hypothesex January 4, 2020

crank and stank 

when a guy fingers his asshole while pleasuring hsi almond shaped g spot in his ass and jerking off at the same time
wow today was so great i was streaming cum and cuming gallons cause i was crank and stanking
crank and stank by anal man December 6, 2004
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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