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String job

a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings
The nerds were performing string jobs
String job by coolbeans0303 June 28, 2010
When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.
Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.
Stink Job by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021
When you use a penis as a microphone and just sing at it.
“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note”
Sing Job by PoonSlayer97 October 19, 2017

Irish Swing Job 

When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.
Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...
Irish Swing Job by Dzzo August 6, 2011

Russian string job 

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
Russian string job by juan grand February 10, 2015
Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
Job Swing by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015