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String job
String job by coolbeans0303 June 28, 2010
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Sting Job • Stink Job • Sing Job • String job • Irish Swing Job • Russian string job • Job Swing • sting ring • Sting Pong • Sting-Kill
Sing Job
“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note”
Sing Job by PoonSlayer97 October 19, 2017
Irish Swing Job
When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.
Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...
Irish Swing Job by Dzzo August 6, 2011
Russian string job
When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Russian string job by juan grand February 10, 2015
Job Swing
Can only be done with a knife.
a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
Job Swing by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015
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