Sting Job

The act of having a bee/wasp sting your bellend in order to gain sexual pleasure

fuck me Joe i got a right cheeky sting job the other night.

by dazza417 September 1, 2009

String job

a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings

The nerds were performing string jobs

by coolbeans0303 June 28, 2010

Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.

Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.

by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021

Sing Job

When you use a penis as a microphone and just sing at it.

“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note”

by PoonSlayer97 October 19, 2017

Irish Swing Job

When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.

Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...

by Dzzo August 6, 2011

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.

I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.

by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015