stiffmeister

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Word created by Sobe and put on the inside of thier caps. See the example below for the context.

Bathe the stiffmeister.

stiffmeister by Curtis & Adam February 18, 2005

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Stifmeister

Steve Stifler's nickname in the movie American Pie. From the deutsch word 'meister' meaning master, 'Stifmeister' actually means 'Stif the master'.

Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.

Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Stifmeister by Tuttigiu June 22, 2014

Related Words

stiffmeister • spiffmeister • Stifmeister • spifmeister • stiffmaster • Stifmiester • stinkmeister • stiff mistro • stiff twister

spifmeister

Someone who aspires to become the spifmaster. An apprentice, as it were, to the spifmaster.

"One day I will no longer be the spifmeister, and finally hit the top wrung!"

spifmeister by Spifmaster June 20, 2009

Stifmiester

A guy who always gets a BIG ASS STIFFIE/BONER.
All the time!

Joe- Hey dude, are you The Stifmiester™ or something?

Bob- Naww, It's just that when ever I see a hot chick, I pop a serious stiff.

Joe- Ahh man! It's getting bigger by the second!

Stifmiester by Weazelmasterflashattack! April 7, 2010

stinkmeister

Chase De La Garza.

Chase needs to take a bath, he’s a stinkmeister.

stinkmeister by Reallygirrr May 18, 2018

spiffmeister

A person who has Zac Efron textured High School Musical hair cut and wears vests.

Damn, Ryan is THE spiffmeister of this office.

spiffmeister by fsgfew May 11, 2016

stiffmaster

stiffmaster, a person that gets laid

damn he must be a stiffmaster

stiffmaster by maximum maxi pad August 5, 2022

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026