dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of
anorexia and a fake
orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely
dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and before homecoming and prom, so that their
parents can be sure to remind them with photo evidence what carrot sticks their daughters used to be. the plainest sign of desperation for social acceptance, carrot sticks are iconic sources of laughter and hallway disruption as they struggle to contend with the fact that existence hates them.
the dude: why, my good friend jeremiah, look over to yonder girl passing the commons, doth she not looketh as if she were a
carrot stick?
jeremiah: awh dayum
nigga dat bitch done got that pumpkin face an
carrot body and everythang, sheeet.