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Stinky Beef Factory

The droopy, wrinkly, and foul smelling "beef" that dangles between the legs, from the labia of a premiscuous female.
Brad: Man you see that cum-dumpster Athena's cunt? It looks like pastrami is falling out, and smells like the dumpster behind a fish market!
Matt: You're telling me! She's running a regular Stinky Beef Factory down there.

Tangy Beef Stick 

For a male to intentionally allow oral sex to be performed on a dirty penis. The Tangy Beef Stick is created when a male performs vaginal or anal sex with a willing partner and intentionally neglects to wash up before having a different partner perform oral sex him.
Roger gave his girlfriend's mud tunnel and thorough reaming leaving his member unwashed after sex. On the way home, Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute whereby he paid $10 and got a hot gummy performed on this Tangy Beef Stick.
Tangy Beef Stick by Eaton Holgoode September 22, 2014

beef stick 

a pet name for ur penis
anton- i hit that bitch with my beef stick
beef stick by kiko March 8, 2005

Beef Stick 

An extremely foul, nauseating creature whose smell closely resembles a beef stick.
Damn, Ally sure was smelling like a beef stick today!
Beef Stick by ph.a.l.p.k.g.z November 9, 2018

beef stick 

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling
Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha
beef stick by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

Under The Table Beef Stick 

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.
Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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