The droopy, wrinkly, and foul smelling "beef" that dangles between the legs, from the labia of a premiscuous female.
Brad: Man you see that cum-dumpster Athena's cunt? It looks like pastrami is falling out, and smells like the dumpster behind a fish market!
Matt: You're telling me! She's running a regular Stinky Beef Factory down there.
For a male to intentionally allow oral sex to be performed on a dirty penis. The Tangy Beef Stick is created when a male performs vaginal or anal sex with a willing partner and intentionally neglects to wash up before having a different partner perform oral sex him.
Roger gave his girlfriend's mud tunnel and thorough reaming leaving his member unwashed after sex. On the way home, Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute whereby he paid $10 and got a hot gummy performed on this Tangy Beef Stick.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!