stick money

1. In theory, a form of money which is really just a bunch of coins glued together on top each other to form a stick, thus stick money :)

person 1: "dude, i'm all out of paper dollars, but i have a ton of change, its really annoying to pack that shit around"
person 2: "if only stick money were real, you'd have it made"
person 1: "yeah really"

by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch

by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021

Stick Money

Money someone owes for cigarettes

Bloody hell, that guy still owes me stick money

by ExmouthTangles August 30, 2017

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.

by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022