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Stfu Day 

A specific day celebrated by everyone around the world! On this day, Aeziz Patricio and his other companions have to stfu and not say a thing.
Aeziz Patricio: *yaps*
Me: It's Stfu Day, shut the fuck up.
Stfu Day by anonymous January 18, 2024
Words you can keep

International STFU Day

January 15th is International STFU Day (Shut The Fuck Up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to STFU. On this day you are allowed to tell anyone that deserves it to STFU without consequence. This holiday has been created by the International House Of STFU. Check them out on Facebook.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and Nubs says to me "Good Morning" so since today is International STFU Day I told him to STFU.
International STFU Day by NubsIHOSTFU December 16, 2012

National wamen stfu day 

Occurs on the 5th of December and is a day where wamens rights are revoked and they must stfu
Eg.
Stupid ass wamen: says stupid shit
Rory: stfu

Wamen: says she has women rights

Adam: no

Gilby: i love national wamen stfu day

national stfu day 

Where you just shut up for once. It’s on every single day of October. Don’t be afraid to zip your lips for once! Step back into your comfort zone! Nows your time to shhhhhhh.
Becky:shhhh
Rex: k. I’ll stfu den. Since it national stfu day
national stfu day by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National stfu day 

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy
Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!
National stfu day by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

National stfu and leave me alone Day 

Since everyone want to grab each other for like 37 days straight on April 13 we all just gonna chill. No gripping, grabbing or slapping each other.
person 1: Yo, it’s April 12 don’t fucking touch me...
person 2: what??
person 1: it’s national stfu and leave me alone day... gtfoh
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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