Pk-plonk

The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent

Only known element to radiate from a person

Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped

People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker

Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish

Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!

Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 03, 2021

6ft 8 beast

The monster people named Finlay become after equipping the legendary 6ft 8 beast glove

The 6ft 8 beast is the most powerful being

Eg. Ben: no Finlay don’t become the 6ft8 beast
Finlay: here I come Ben

Vincent: help the 6ft 8 beast is attacking me

Ben: tru dat

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 19, 2021

National Ben day

National Ben day occurs on the 24th of November and must be celebrated by purchasing white kinder Buenos and mixed berry smoothies from the spar

Eg. Adam: “oh look, it’s National Ben day! I will now purchase Ben items from the spar.”

Rory: “I’m feeling French today... it must be Ben day!”

Ben: why are you eating kinder buenos and smoothies
Gilby: it’s Ben day you french spaz

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 18, 2021

National wamen stfu day

Occurs on the 5th of December and is a day where wamens rights are revoked and they must stfu

Eg.
Stupid ass wamen: says stupid shit
Rory: stfu

Wamen: says she has women rights

Adam: no

Gilby: i love national wamen stfu day

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 19, 2021