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An error in speech. These errors generally occur with the use of run on sentences in speech. Essentially the listener is bombarded with dependent clauses which are out of order in terms of theme and/or chronology. Common characteristics include (but are not limited to) improper grammar usage, extreme redundancy, logical fallacies, and a general disregard of the rules of the English language. Listeners often feel as if their IQ is actually dropping while being lectured with steeleisms.
If I have to here anymore god damn steeleisms I'll shoot myself.

Ben sat there chanting steeleisms, "Also too... hence...that, which.... which.... meaning.... also too... BIG PICTURE!"
steeleism by Lolcatlove November 11, 2011

steveism 

steveism is a religion in which steve is god.
steveism is a brand new religion which is based around steve being the overall lord and messiah of the universe.
what or who steve is nobody knows, but what we do know is that if you stick to the laws of steveism, you will join steve in stevetopia, the most wonderful place EVVVA!
Dont delay, join today!!
and if you do join, you will receive a cup and pencil from your nearest steveopolsimo (the steve place of worship, yet to be created, so you aint gettin a cup or a pencil)
"my religion sucks"
"join steveism, its great"
"ok"
"here have a cup, and a pencil"
steveism by steve666 December 15, 2008
The belief in the Family Guy character, Stewie's, beliefs in world domination. This belief comes with the urge to quote the character.
Stewieist: Damn you all!

Guy: Dude, you believe is stewieism?
stewieism by silly heart August 6, 2009

The Steveism Movement 

Steve the One knows all and created all.

After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".

For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.

Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!

Hallusteve.
Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.

steviesgardenn 

THE BEST LANA ACC EVER

INVENTED 😘 AND 😈
S:What is your fav Lana acc?
M:Steviesgardenn 🤭
Making a pointless comment in a conversation that you may not even be invloved in or answering a question with an answer only you or an imbecile finds funny
Manager "Steve have you completed that task yet?"

Steve "No but I completed a crossword once" (A Stevism)
Stevism by Giles hit squad August 4, 2010