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Stevenston

A pleasant small town on the west coast of Scotland. Not to be confused with Saltcoats which is further along the coast. In 1940 Stevenston recieved its first railway station and has become part of The Three Towns group of Stevenston/Saltcoats/Adrossan. Stevenston contains both good and bad residential areas and unfortunately too many bored teenagers with nothing better to do than to cause trouble. It is not recommended to walk barefoot on the rubbish strewn Stevenston beach unless you also want to visit the local A+E based at Crosshouse hospital in Kilmarnock. Part of the beach however is a nudist area. Due for massive Urban Regeneration, includes Saltcoats, Adrossan, Killwinning, Stevenston and Irvine.
town pleasant small west coast scotland saltcoats railway station The Three Towns adrossan residential bored teenagers cause trouble barefoot stevenston beach crosshouse hospital kilmarnock polluted sea killwinning irvine urban regeneration

If you want a nudist beach go to Stevenston
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“I don’t really care about or like the characters but I ship stevetony because I think the characters having hate sex is hot “
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stevenson high school

Stevenson high school, one of the top ranked high schools in the country consists of snobby rich kids who wear vineyard vines, and polo. There are many extracurricular classes to be taken at Stevenson, but if you aren't either jalen Brunson, or a jock you're are reconised as a nobody. Stevenson is full of pretty girls who think they're better than everyone because there dads run local businesses around the long grove area, and guys that think they're top shit, because they drive around in there "brand new jeep my dad bought"
"Hey, let's go to liquid fusion, you where all the kids from Stevenson high school hang out"
"For sure, make sure you were your polo quarter zip, your pink shorts that go above your knees, and your sperrys!"
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The Stevenson Act

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.
Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.
by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018
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Mighty Stevenson

When a man and a woman get naked and shit into each other's hands and then fight/wrestle each other.
Last night, me and the bae had a mighty Stevenson. It was horrible.
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DeShawn Stevenson

When you hide in a closet while two people are having sex. Right as they're about to cum, you run up to the girl, skeet in her eyes, and wave your hand in front of your face. Combination of the John Cena and the sniper.
You can't see me because I just DeShawn Stevensoned you.
by ucsme March 10, 2009
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Donnie Stevenson

Had some Donnie Stevenson last weekend and hit two dingers.
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