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stevejobbed 

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.
"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."
stevejobbed by qma3x December 4, 2005
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stevejob 

To take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it.
an iPod is just an MP3 player that's been given a stevejob.
stevejob by Brandelf August 13, 2008

A Stevejob 

The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.
"Michael just gave Emily a Stevejob... He might wanna clean his phone case after that."
A Stevejob by SkeuZ September 2, 2014

stevejob 

Similar to a lawlsuit, when an individual or corporation gets sued in an unfair or frivolous manner, he is said to have gotten a stevejob.
A: "Did you hear? Apple is suing HTC for violating over 20 patents even though it's technically Google who infringed with their Android OS!"

B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob."
stevejob by ckoowh March 6, 2010

Stevejob 

The act of giving a boobjob while wearing a turtleneck
"How'd it go last night?"

"It was awesome! She took me back to her place after dinner and gave me a stevejob. Just amazing."

"The sex, or the turtleneck?

"Yes."
Stevejob by _evryman April 18, 2021

Stevejob 

|stēvjäb|

noun

(To reach, or be brought to) a heightened state of excitement and/or delight from a gadget or electronic device of sorts. Usually in referral to, but not limited to, Apple products.
"The iPad gave me the most amazing stevejob and iCame all over the place."
Stevejob by quayzon May 6, 2010