stevejob

To take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it.

an iPod is just an MP3 player that's been given a stevejob.

by Brandelf August 13, 2008

stevejob

Similar to a lawlsuit, when an individual or corporation gets sued in an unfair or frivolous manner, he is said to have gotten a stevejob.

A: "Did you hear? Apple is suing HTC for violating over 20 patents even though it's technically Google who infringed with their Android OS!"

B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob."

by ckoowh March 6, 2010

Stevejob

The act of giving a boobjob while wearing a turtleneck

"How'd it go last night?"

"It was awesome! She took me back to her place after dinner and gave me a stevejob. Just amazing."

"The sex, or the turtleneck?

"Yes."

by _evryman April 18, 2021

Stevejob

|stēvjäb|

noun

(To reach, or be brought to) a heightened state of excitement and/or delight from a gadget or electronic device of sorts. Usually in referral to, but not limited to, Apple products.

"The iPad gave me the most amazing stevejob and iCame all over the place."

by quayzon May 6, 2010

stevejob

when an apple fan pleasures themself, or apple fan is carrying on about apple products

Oh look, John is giving himself a stevejob

by brampton78 October 10, 2011

Stevejob

The art of fucking someone and ripping them off.

'That whore just gave me a stevejob'

by TruffleButterTom September 23, 2016

stevejob

A handjob given with Apple products.

Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.

Guy 2: Sounds expensive...

Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!

by navybluejeans January 6, 2012