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Stepdaddy 

my stepdaddy
Stepdaddy came home today and did me, but it made Momma Jess mad so she tried to kill me with her waffle iron.
Stepdaddy by Lil Ol' Linds July 19, 2006
Words you can keep

stepdaddy 

He's not your dad.
'STEPDADDY, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
stepdaddy by solo December 4, 2016

STEPDADDY BREAKFAST 

STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.
Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.

Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.

stepdad issues 

Whatever William Haynes has with the media
Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.
stepdad issues by RVW July 17, 2015

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.
Man, I have stepdad issues with the media. Why does my mom love it so much ugh.
stepdad issues by coleendagx2 August 6, 2015
A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.
Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."
stepdad by jpg3 August 11, 2010

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad. You hate it, but you know it has to be there 'cause your mom loves it.
Will: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Darren: Fo real?
Will: Like, I hate that shit but it's gotta be there.
stepdad issues by yahweh August 7, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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