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two steps from hell 

Producers of the most epic music you will ever hear. The studio's name refers to Heaven which is 2 steps from hell: Heaven-->Earth-->Hell
Dude: Oh, you're studying for finals? What you listening to? Beiber? Mikey?

Bro: Dude. Don't be a fag. Here, listen to Two Steps From Hell and never look back.

stepsucker 

A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.
After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"
stepsucker by jpg3 August 9, 2010

Stepsister 

“Stepsister, how’d you get stuck again?!”
Stepsister by Stepbro😉 July 1, 2020

stepsister 

stepsister means someone who gets stuck in a washing machine

Baby steps 

To make progress on something in small increments. From the movie "What About Bob?"
Bob: I can't do that. It's too big!
Dr. Leo: Baby steps Bob. Baby steps.
Baby steps by Topher67 March 7, 2009

Low Steps Violation 

A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.
Low Steps Violation by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019