Stensoned 

(verb) To wrap ones head in masking tape and then set it on fire.

John stensoned last night and burned all his hair off!

Stensoned by Prof. batman October 30, 2008

seenzoned 

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(

Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(

seenzoned by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013

Seasoned Gay 

A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).

Ugh, I hate when Tom tries to be a SEASONED GAY. He just came out a month ago!

Seasoned Gay by True Seasoned Gay July 5, 2009

Pull a Sensored 

The act in which you randomly go AFK in any sort of conversation - usually when the conversational partner is expecting a reply.

The term "To pull a Sensored" originates from a doctor nicknamed "Sensored" or "Sensored3", who resides in IRC and was widely known to randomly leave in conversations when people were expecting replies. He usually came back after 2-8 hours, pretending that nothing happened and acting all innocent.

<lawl> WHAT THE FUCK boriz
<lawl> STOP PULLING A Sensored AND GOING AFK RANDOMLY

<Sensored> tbh, i think that
<ZeroFreeze> ye?
<ZeroFreeze> Sensored
<ZeroFreeze> HLO
<ZeroFreeze> HELOOOOOO UDER

Bob says (12:30):
haha, that sounds great :P
D says (12:30):
ya, it does. btw are you coming tomorrow?
* Bob has signed out of MSN
D says (12:30):
YOU PEICE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU FUCKING PULL A SENSORED ON ME

= To pull a Sensored

Pull a Sensored by dicklord July 8, 2009

seasoned toker 

A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.

A person who smokes a lot of weed.

A very experienced smoker

"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"

"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"

seasoned toker by ismokeganja January 23, 2009

SEASONED 

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

SEASONED by have2hunt October 24, 2014

Stinsoned 

Technical term used in the financial markets to describe a terrible event which has caused massive financial loss. I.e. a bad trade with major repercussions. hosed fucked screwed or colloquial "to take one in the ass"

"I just got Stinsoned in the Tovatt on that deal!"

Stinsoned by Rogue Trader May 4, 2004