Synthetic forms of testosterone, anabolic/androgenic in nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly
via the oral, injectable, or transdermal routes in combination with a
well-planned and executed
diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym work, and regular
sleep patterns, will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of musculature seldom witnessed outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.
Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden hypertrophy of my
girlfriend's trapezius muscle, I'm willing to wager my wife's collection of
rare porcelain
dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.