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Steezroller 

Someone whose overwhelming steez is too much to take in at once.
"Yo, that girl at the ATM was a steezroller. Made me forget my password."
Steezroller by Defdef's December 25, 2020
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Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

Steamroller

A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.
I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".
Steamroller by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019

Fart Fest Steamroller 

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face
That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?

Iron Steamroller 

The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun
Iron Steamroller by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018

illinois steamroller 

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.
Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?
illinois steamroller by Dieje January 24, 2009

Japanese steamroller 

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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