Steerking

1. The act of not being able to steer correctly while driving and texting. Often, leading a vehicle to veer off in different directions or even swerve while in motion.
2. One who appears to be in a trance like state when they text and drive. But who fails to responsibly look around themselves while driving a moving vehicle.
3. The principle act that leads cars to suddenly and without notice smash in to a large tree or other road side object.

"The Interstate was crowded by slow steerking vehicles, and full of negligent drivers who apparently had no consideration for the safety of those around them."

Drexting, Drive-texting, Text-Driving, Driving and Texting, Texting and Driving, Responsible Texting, Swerving, Sterking, Starking, Texting, Steering

by Schizo@theBat September 30, 2013

Scott Sterling

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.

by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Sterling Archer

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".

Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012

Steezing

For one to be outwardly chill or cool to such a degree that it emanates power.

That fella is steezing.

by Captain Quasar February 8, 2020

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011

donald sterling effect

popularized by comments made by the Los Angeles Clipper's owner (of the same name), these are remarks or thoughts one may have in private, or between close friends/significant others, that if ever made public would result in negative reactions

guy 1: "I was looking through this girl's pictures on Facebook and came across pictures of when she was in high school. Is it wrong for me to think sexually about those pictures?"

guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."

by BatmanZoe April 28, 2014