Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Steamed Cream by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

sloppy schoeb steamer cream 

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

sloppy schoeb steamer cream by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

steamed creamer by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

Cream steamer 

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

Cream steamer by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

Creamy Steamer 

Taking a shit while jerking off

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

Creamy Steamer by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

Creamed Steamer by BobShart July 1, 2023