Definitions by badhatter88

sloppy schoeb steamer cream 

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

sloppy schoeb steamer cream by badhatter88 October 11, 2011