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Steak Bake

This is an informal British term for a woman's vagina. Derived from a pastry that they sell at Gregg's (a chain of restaurants in the United Kingdom)
Lick my steak bake, you wee faggot !

Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
Steak bake by Linda April 17, 2005

Steak Bake

This is a sexual act in which a person shits between someone's thighs. They then slam the thighs together. Finally, the thighs get taped together to allow the fecal matter to marinate
Woman 1: "Oh last night my husband made me VERY happy!"

Woman 2: "How?"

Woman 1: "Well he gave me a steak bake, lf course!'

Steamy steak bake 

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
Steamy steak bake by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steak 'n' Bake

When you go outside to grill up a steak, and while you are waiting/tending to it, you whip out your favorite smoking device and burn some herb.
Stoner 1: "Dude, let's get high before we eat dinner"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why don't we just steak 'n' bake?"
Steak 'n' Bake by Ganza June 8, 2011

Steak 'n' Bake

When you get baked then go to Steak 'n' Shake. Normally done late at night with friends.
*at 2a.m.*
Person 1: Dude I'm so hungry, what's open?
Person 2: We could Steak 'n' Bake.

Person 1: Sounds good to me.
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