TJR93's definitions

Rent a rinkle

A elderly ladies prostitution ring.

Come on down to rent a rinkle where Pauline is 4.99 for half an hour.

by TJR93 May 9, 2024

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.

James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Limp winging

To pull ball skin flat while flacid penis sits on top.

James sat in a cold wetherspoons limp winging in the corner.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024