TJR93's definitions

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.

James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Milky rim job

To slurp ejaculate from a neighbouring bumwhole.

Tom just received a lovely milky rim job from James.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024