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Definitions by TJR93

Rent a rinkle

Come on down to rent a rinkle where Pauline is 4.99 for half an hour.
Rent a rinkle by TJR93 May 9, 2024

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.
Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

Sahara meat beat 

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.
Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.
Sahara meat beat by TJR93 May 8, 2024

A greasy tone bag. 

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.
James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.
A greasy tone bag. by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Chrome 'a' gnome 

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.
Chrome 'a' gnome by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Limp winging 

To pull ball skin flat while flacid penis sits on top.
James sat in a cold wetherspoons limp winging in the corner.
Limp winging by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steamy steak bake 

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
Steamy steak bake by TJR93 May 8, 2024