stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.
Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.
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Limp winging

To pull ball skin flat while flacid penis sits on top.
James sat in a cold wetherspoons limp winging in the corner.
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Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.
My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.
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Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.
Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.
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Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
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Milky rim job

To slurp ejaculate from a neighbouring bumwhole.
Tom just received a lovely milky rim job from James.
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A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.
James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.
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