Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.
Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.
by TJR93 May 08, 2024
Flag
Get the Turkish crab claw mug.

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.
Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.
by TJR93 May 08, 2024
Flag
Get the stinging flower pot mug.

Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.
My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.
by TJR93 May 08, 2024
Flag
Get the Chrome 'a' gnome mug.

Rent a rinkle

A elderly ladies prostitution ring.
Come on down to rent a rinkle where Pauline is 4.99 for half an hour.
by TJR93 May 09, 2024
Flag
Get the Rent a rinkle mug.

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.
Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.
by TJR93 May 08, 2024
Flag
Get the Sahara meat beat mug.

Milky rim job

To slurp ejaculate from a neighbouring bumwhole.
Tom just received a lovely milky rim job from James.
by TJR93 May 08, 2024
Flag
Get the Milky rim job mug.

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
by TJR93 May 08, 2024
Flag
Get the Steamy steak bake mug.
More random definitions