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Definitions by TheHeebieGeebieMan

Kitchen Kapp Putsch

The art of making a meal so disgustingly bad that it causes dissent and political violence to spread across the land.
Girl 1: "Guys, do you want to see my yummy nachos!"
Girl 2: "Sure"
Boy 1: "I guess"
Girl 1: "Well, here they are!"
Boy 2: "Oh sweet jesus.. you've created a kitchen kapp putsch"

Samoan Slap

A sexual act where a Samoan man will remove his garments and bitch slap someone with his penis till he ejaculates all over their face.
Female 1: Me and my new boyfriend are into some interesting things!

Female 2: Can you elaborate on that?

Female 1: Well, yes! My Boyfriend loves to Samoan slap me all night long.

Rotherham Rascal

A person, who is characteristically short and loud. They go around multiple groups spreading different narratives and each time they're discovered they swap to a different group.
Man 1: "I can't believe he'd say that!"
Man 2: "I know!"
Man 1: "He's such a rotherham rascal.."