Statversation

Noun- The act of having a conversation over Facebook Status with one or more friends.

Garrett Smith is: ...No I don't remember what happened. (15s ago)*

Sarah Ashkin is: Soccer, Dance, AFTER PARTY!!! I LOVE SEX! (10 min ago)

Mike Adams is: Do you even remember what happened last night G? (15 min ago)*

*Statversation

by MuthaPhucka March 22, 2008

Stativersation

When someone has a conversation with someone else on your Facebook/Myspace status.

"Dude I have 12 notifications!! Oh nevermind some idiots were just having a stativersation."

by BOnanners January 8, 2010

Shamversation

Contraction of "sham conversation". Used to describe the practice of engaging someone in conversation without aiming to create a rapport or derive any meaningful information from the exchange. Shamversations are occasionally benign but can be of great strategic importance if executed effectively; examples are given below.

"Dude, why don't I engage her friend in a shamversation, then you can have a clear path to score a homerun"
~ as used tactically by a wingman.

"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.

"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.

by gentaXY May 25, 2009

Sextversation

An adult conversation or exchange taking place exclusively through text or instant messaging.
Typically starts off benign and then turns sharply to the gutter as time goes on.

My texts with Tracy were friendly at first but after a few days we became aware of a mutual attraction and our communication evolved into hot sextversation...

by Brewton September 22, 2014

Stopversation

(N) The stopping of all talking and/or vocal speech when someone not in the conversation enters the room or area; The silence that occurs when someone enters the room.

It's a good thing we pulled a stopversation when Sean came into the room, or else he would have heard us talking about him.

by Stopversationist June 13, 2009

shotversation

A conversation that takes place after consuming multiple shots of alcohol.

Man that was one hell of a shotversation last night. And I can’t recall any of it.

by Ecgeo February 21, 2022