Statasize 

The act of performing, creating,talking about, studying, learning or examining statistics

Humphrey was the best Statasizer for the Bears.
Loarraine's favorite hobby was Statasizing.

Statasize by Jessica Shock September 24, 2007

shastasize 

To exercise, eat less, and get in shape for the purpose of going to Lake Shasta, California.

Michael: You're going to the gym for the 7th time this week?

Big Steve: Yeah man, I gotta shastasize.

Dont eat those carbs... shastasize.

Woah, are you eating candy... I thought we were shastasizing.

shastasize by sme5on March 16, 2011

Statesider 

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.

In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.

Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011

stateside

In the United States. If used by an American, the term generally sounds affected, designed to imply that the speaker/writer is a world traveler or an expatriate.

"It feels so weird being stateside again", sighed the student returning from her junior year abroad.

stateside by jaqua May 6, 2006

Statusize 

Like to fantasize, except in this form you update your Facebook/MySpace/Etc. Statuses about a person you usually adore. Is often seen as creepy and looked down upon.

Statusize in place - "You know when you don't respond I think about it for hours afterwards? But its pretty much OK. Cause I'd be thinking about you anyway."

Statusize by DACHASER January 24, 2010

Statusize 

To make something a status on any form of social media post

Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!

Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it

Statusize by RJ758 November 16, 2018

stateside

Refers to the United States side of the border.

I'm headed stateside this weekend so I can get my ass SHOT!

stateside by GeeBee November 5, 2003