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Statusize 

Like to fantasize, except in this form you update your Facebook/MySpace/Etc. Statuses about a person you usually adore. Is often seen as creepy and looked down upon.
Statusize in place - "You know when you don't respond I think about it for hours afterwards? But its pretty much OK. Cause I'd be thinking about you anyway."
Statusize by DACHASER January 24, 2010
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Statusize 

To make something a status on any form of social media post
Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!

Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it
Statusize by RJ758 November 16, 2018
(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.
Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.
statusing by mugolf February 24, 2011

Statufied 

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.
Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !
Statufied by maxaws January 6, 2010

statusfied 

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.
Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED
statusfied by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

statusitis

The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!

faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
statusitis by whimsychic November 25, 2010

Statesider 

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.
In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.
Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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